I don’t like contacts and tbh I absolutely ADORE my glasses, but sometimes the fact that they cover up the makeup I spent too much time on makes me want to blow up the world

♥ 57 — 17 hours ago on 31 Aug 2014

so it’s fun story time

I have this cute little keychain mace thingie on my keys

and I have this horrible habit of fiddling with things at all times

and this is a terrible combination

cuz the little lid on this lovely little mace sprayer is fun to pop open and closed

until you accidentally hit the button and release a quick burst of mace directly between you, your sister, and your brother-in-law

which, of course, results in a half hour of coughing and puking and gasping for air on the floor

oh did I say fun story time? I mean I’m a massive idiot wow

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shownspencer:

Psych & Tumblr

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Dean + The X-Files
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OH GOD ASLKDHASJDHLKASJ A SKUNK JUST SPRAYED OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW DEAR GOD SAVE ME

♥ 18 — 2 days ago on 29 Aug 2014

Z&C by .Axis.

Z&C by .Axis.

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